Iran’s paranoid Ayatollah plots to flee to Moscow as panicked regime offers protesters £5 A MONTH to stop unrest

STRUGGLING Iranians have been offered a measly £5 a month to quell their dissent, amid speculation that the paranoid Ayatollah is making moves to flee to Moscow. The panicked regime has offered the stingy vouchers to its 80 million citizens in an effort to dampen the unrest. While the Islamic republic prepares to hand out…